i think i just stole someone’s cat

so there is a post on our community forums about someone missing a cat (but no picture). i see a cat that looks as described out by the playground so i nabbed it in case it is the missing cat. only now im really regretting it, and not just because it clawed up my face when i tried to carry it back to the house. now im all worried that it isn’t the right cat and i stole someone else’s cat. i only planned to keep it for a day and if the lady hasn’t contacted me back by then, letting it go again. a) it has a green collar on and the ad didn’t mention a collar. b) im not really comfortable keeping a strange cat in my house. it is currently locked in the guest room away from my other cats, but that could still cause all kinds of problems. c) the person’s facebook account doesn’t look frequently used, so how do i even know if she’ll get my msg anytime soon? so now i’m thinking i should just go ahead and let it go. it probably isn’t even the missing cat, i’ll probably not hear back from her for a week, and itll probably cause a bunch of issues in my house. BUT what if if i go ahead and let it go and tomorrow she is all like “omg that is my cat! you found it!”

update: paul took pix of the cat down to the house of the person, and they weren’t home. i also noticed when taking pix that the color was slightly off and so were the markings ( i didn’t see any white on its face). so, i decided it wasn’t the missing cat and released it back into the wild.

update 2: so when i tried to heard the not-missing-but-stolen cat out the backdoor, apparently Booda escaped the house. he didn’t come when i fed him at night or come out any of the times i called him. i tried looking around for him outside, but by this time it was dark. i thought abby would be able to locate him, but there was a neighborhood cat in our front yard so i couldn’t tell if booda was around as well. i finally had to give up and went to bed. this morning booda was still missing. paul suggested that i look for him with abby inside. so i went looking around the house and found him curled up in the very back corner under our front porch. as soon as he saw me he started creeping towards me, looking all around for dogs or other stray cats. he let me carry him back into the house and the second i opened the back door he lept from my arms like “omg im home!”

convo with mom

i was clearing out old emails, and i found where i had emailed myself a funny. don’t know that i ever posted it, so i’ll post it here. it looks like we were probably in Tennessee at the time based on the date and subject.

 

Sent: Monday, April 11, 2011 4:01 PM
Me: where is Bristol Caverns?
Mom: in Bristol
Me: pretend I didn’t just ask that

lucas latests

well today we are going to give potty training a bit of a go. we got his big boy underwear in the mail last week and i put them on him just now. he is also sitting in my lap at the moment, so this could end badly.

last weekend dad built lucas this awesome thomas the train table (they retail for $200!) and brought it over. we got him a train track set and he has been loving it. thank you dad!!

he commonly says 4 word sentences now, and as always picks up new words easily and quickly. he is learning to count, “1, 2, 3, 5” and can tell you how old he is. he can identify numbers 0-9 and occasionally letters (or at least that it is a letter even if he doesn’t get the right one). he understands about taking turns and sharing pretty well. he seems to remember people now. he saw a picture of Rachel when i was scrapbooking and named her, even though he hadn’t seen her or heard her talked about in 3 or 4 months.

ive started letting him watch tv occasionally. i keep a couple eps of Thomas and Sesame St on my DVR for when i need to get him out of my hair and he actually sits there the whole time and watches it. not sure if that is good or bad.

he got his dragon costume for halloween and he actually likes wearing it (unlike the last two years). he gets to wear it to gymboree the week of halloween and also to both the gymboree halloween party and the neighborhood halloween party. we will also go trick-or-treating this year now that he is old enough. we’ll just do a few houses, though.

he hasn’t been napping for awhile now. he was really cranky yesterday so i did put him down then and he slept from 2-4, but that is the first time in like a week that we even bothered to put him in his room at naptime.

he’s inherited my ability to sniff out sweets, and found the Crunch bars i had stashed in a kitchen drawer under the towels. he spotted a cookie on my desk last night and came up with various devious measures to get at it, including asking me to go find a toy for him (that he already knew where it was) so that i would leave the desk and he could get at the cookie.

things i’m supposed to remember to write down that lucas has said over the past few weeks;

– i was heating food in the microwave and went into the office while waiting. the microwave went off and lucas ran in to find me and said, “food’s ready!”
– if you ask him who is in mommy’s tummy, he replies with “cookie monster!” (he’s not wrong)

there were at least two more of those i was supposed to remember, but of course i dont

 

little squirts

im standing at the window looking at paint samples when paul and lucas start cracking up laughing. i turn around and ask what’s so funny to paul, but it takes him a second to answer b/c he is laughing. i turn further around to look at lucas and realize he has been standing behind me squirting me in the ass with a water squirter! (i didnt feel it b/c i had jeans on)

conversations with Paul

Mon Oct 3rd
ally: lucas’s poop was literally teal
like, really really teal
like i almost took a picture of it
but then decided that would be too weird
Paul: lol
CRUNCH BERRIES!
Tues Oct 4th
ally: so i had this dream that you and i were at the old house getting some more stuff we left behind. and i kept finding stuff i really wanted to keep and didnt know why i hadnt gotten it the first time around
like for some reason my tank was still there and you said it was too big to take with us 😦
Paul: the dream is wrong because I wouldn’t be there
ally: so then your mom busts in
Paul: the dream is wrong, I wouldn’t be there
ally: why wouldnt you be there?
and she is all bitching about money. and i was just like “i dont want to hear about it” and she was like “i said youd get some money from me, in half a decade” and she still never asked where we had gone
Paul: because I’m never going back to that old house
I’m done with it
maybe if I own it
but most likely I’ll just send Terence
ally: well in my dream we didnt already have all our stuff out
Paul: I’d like to say that you should stop dreaming in the past
dream about Damon Salvatore or something
ally: hahahaha
Paul: I wish they’d turn on the heater in this place
man it is cold
 ally: why dont you take that mini heater to work with you
Paul: because I don’t like it here
this reminds me how miserable a place it is
wouldn’t want to get comfortable that might make me productive
Weds Oct 5th
ally: i found the dragon costume on amazon so i bought it there for $31
Paul: whatever
dress him in a white sheet and pointy hat
then say he is a ghost

ahh hurry updates while i still can!!

so some asshat put up photos of boots for sale in my gallery, which had like 3k hits each pair (think they checked out all my awesome baby pix while they were there? i doubt it…) anyhow so it used up all my bandwidth and locked me out of my own dang site until like Oct 8th. They have it temp on for me to make fixes, and i’m actually going to try to move everything to one of the free hosting sites instead of paying for hosting anymore. more about that later b/c i wanna get this posted and take a nap

lucas said a 4 word sentence today, “boy (as in his Little People boy) under Lucas bed”

he also had his first cooking lesson today in helping me make belgian waffles (from a box of course). he broke the egg on the counter for me and then poured it from the shell into the bowl. then he poured the milk from the measuring cup into the bowl and used a whisk to stir it all together. then he helped me pour the batter from the mixing bowl into the special waffle iron scoop (a premeasured cup to put in just the right amount of batter into the iron). after they cooked, he helped me eat them!

here comes the Po-Po

Paul was driving home from work an alternate route thru Jasper he hasn’t driven before and we are chatting on the phone. He said he thinks there is an unmarked police car driving behind him and he doesn’t know what the speed limit on this highway is. i suggest he just drives 55, gets in the right lane, and lets the cop pass him. he said he tried to let the cop pass him, but the cop changed lanes and stayed behind him. i asked if he wanted to get off the phone and he said no, but then a minute later he said “i’m getting pulled over.” so i hang up and wait for him to call back. he calls back like 2 minutes later. “that was fast,” i say, and he replies “it was frank.” lol. i just gotta quote an old 90s song, “how bizarre, how bizarre.” apparently frank saw him and thought he recognized him so he followed him while he ran his plates, and when he saw it was paul for sure, he pulled him over to say hi.

shark sighted over Boston

this is a repost from my sister from 2 weeks ago, it is soo funny:

After seeing these guys on reddit last week (http://airswimmers.com/) I bought one for my boyfriend’s birthday party on Friday.
they are so f***ing amazing
After playing with it for only about 10 minutes I have the bright idea of “hey, let’s bring it outside!” because yeah, it has a weight to keep it from going too high. Next thing I know I’m watching the shark fly off into the wild blue yonder as we run to the car to chase it across nearly the entire city of Malden. We repeatedly catch up to it, try and get in range with the remote, just to have a gust of wind pull it away from us again. After about half an hour of the most intense shark chase of my life, we watched our baby make its way east toward the ocean.
Anyway, just wanted you guys to know if you happened to look up and have a shark sighting over the weekend. Also, if you buy one, tether that shit if you want to take it outdoors.