I’d just like to give everyone a recap of my Wednesday work day…
9:00 am -> arrive at work (on time), find out there is no staff meeting…
9:00 30 secs -> start cursing
9:05 am -> stop cursing, get coffee and head to cube
9:15 am -> lay writhing in the hallway screaming, “IT BURNS, OH GOD, IT BURNS.”
9:16 am -> get up calmly and go about business of fixing a bug in an invoicing action
9:45 am -> sit around in Glenn’s cube making comments that most likely would land me in HR and sensitivity training
10:30 am -> return to cube, attempt to look busy
11:45 am -> go to lunch at Panera, point and laugh at all the stupid Shaw employees from other plants there
1:00 pm -> type random garbage to Matt in the iPhone yahoo messenger
1:30 pm -> clip fingernails, contemplate removing socks and trimming toenails as well
2:00 pm -> download Rawr, prioritize WoW tanking loot drops, decide to regem my gear 15 times for agil/stam instead of dodge/stam, contemplate stealing bosses’ tie and tying it around my head Rambo style and practicing Bando against the copier
2:30 pm -> decide to go to the convenience store, fill up the camaro, and grab some caffeine
2:45 pm -> upon returning, stalk people in there cars (reading, on break, etc) and practice my ninja skills by kicking the side of their cars and hiding in the bushes unseen!
3:00 pm -> maekin poast about day’s events
Unrelated to my work day – Lucas has jumped back on the formula merry-go-round. We are now trying Soy formula to see if he is less angry drinking that. Next stop, I’m gonna just giving him pureed steak, biscuits, and gravy. EVERYBODY LOVES GRAVY, RIGHT?!? Like with every formula switch, it takes a few days to see whether or not he likes it, if it causes a rash, or just makes his life a bit better. He is doing well though. He has an uncanny nack to find the one spot which is not covered by a burp cloth.
He also enjoys being bounced on your knee. I do wonder if I’m scrambling his brain when I do it though.
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Wow, your day sounds….productive. Do you have to go into the office a certain amount of days/hours? It seems like you could get more work done (or at least not waste all your time) if you worked from home. Oh wait, wife/baby aggro. Maybe not so much…