– At 12 months old, babies usually range from 27.75 inches long and 18 pounds (10th percentile) to 30.5 inches long and 23.75 pounds (90th percentile). i guess lucas is still in the 90+% because i think he is about 31in (not like he’ll actually hold still for an exact measurement) and i haven’t weighed him yet but im sure it’s like 24 lbs. (was 23 last month anyhow).
– ive decided to go to cosmetology school and learn how to cut hair. if the definition of stupidity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results, my picture is in the dictionary. i was straightening my hair tonight and the front left piece just would.not.straighten. so i got mad at it and cut it off. on the bright side, lucas’s hair has decently grown back to look less stupid now.
– im really excited about tomorrow. i still haven’t finished getting everything together so i should be doing that instead of typing here, but, see above comment about how i’m stupid.
– i have a drinking problem
ally-cat 
Oooh, what are you drinking? If you’re gonna be a lush anyway can you drink one for me too??
i was drinking pink lemonade