since im a horrible mother, i looked over to check on my child, and he was across the room finger painting in the cat puke
Dear Diary…
Dear Diary…
since im a horrible mother, i looked over to check on my child, and he was across the room finger painting in the cat puke
ally-cat 
EWWWWWWW!!!! Did he put any in his mouth? Please say no or i might have to go puke myself. I don’t understand why babies will make faces when you put *normal* food in their mouth, but they’re perfectly fine putting anything and everything they shouldn’t in there!!
no luckily! he was just smearing it on the floor, but it was still gross. and i read that putting things in their mouths is their way of exploring the world around them.however that doesnt explain why a crayon tastes better than peas.
today he stuck his hand on the heater and then jerked it away opening and closing his fist a second. i said “yah that’s hot” and then he did it again. lol didn’t he learn the first time? (it’s hot but not like actually burn your hand hot).