1. Why in the hell do I show up to work? I can do everything I need to do at home and get an extra hour of sleep (or 3 if it is a slow day). At this point I spend about 3-4 hours a day just doing administrative stuff (filling out forms, etc.) just to get things put in production.
2. My workplace also deems it necessary that I tell someone that I’ve had my blood pressure checked monthly. I don’t have to report any numbers or have any evidence. I just have to say I’ve done it. I had my blood pressure taken a week or so ago – 118/72. I’m obviously not in the demographic that needs it taken monthly. Most likely my death will be caused by the f*@king aneurysm I get when I try not to strangle the idiotic person telling me I need to report the fact that I got a blood pressure check not my high blood pressure.
3. I could list work idiocy all day it seems. Our department has a goal to do 5 hours of community service a month or something like that. I’ll just say unless I get caught doing something illegal (see wut I did thar) then I’m not community service.
4. My mom is still batshit insane.