paul: lucas, say ‘mommy is incompetent’
lucas: mommy is competent
(this repeats)
i start laughing really hard
lucas: mommy stop laughing (and covers my mouth)
(i laugh harder)
lucas: shut your mouth
(me making oatmeal, lucas tries to eat the uncooked oats)
me: no don’t eat that
lucas: i want some
me: you have to cook it first
lucas: well cook it
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Who is the cutest bossy kid?