(in no particular order)
1. throwing up…all the time, everything you eat
2. heart burn
3. stress incontinence
4. bladder punches
5. cramps
6. leakage
7. stretch marks
8. can’t climb stairs w/o getting winded
9. leg cramps that keep you up at night
10. back ache
11. can’t roll over in bed
12. painful kicks
13. lungs squished/ can’t lie flat on your back
14. acne
15. frequent doctor appointments
16. getting your blood drawn all the time
17. the diabetes test
18. not having any clothes that fit
19. can’t pick up stuff off the ground
20. memory loss
21. no cold medicine
22. no motrin for muscle aches
23. loss of my zoloft has made me crazy
24. no alcohol
25. maternity bras
26. not being able to do activities/sports
27. always hungry
28. hurts to sneeze/abdominal muscles
29. gassy
30. always achey and tired
31. can’t walk fast
32. no energy to do stuff (chores)
33. baby classes
34. reading boring baby books about all the horrible things that happen to you in pregnancy
ally-cat 
Hmmm….you might want to delete this before it’s time for Baby #2. Just think happy thoughts!