For Sale:
The Devil herself, aka Annabelle. $5
Female muted tortie, spayed, approx 4 yrs old. Soft fur and the most obnoxious, whiney meow you have ever heard. Hobbies include chasing her tail, knocking things off counters, terrorizing other animals, banging on doors, and meowing incessently. $5 obo.
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Actually – we will pay you to take her off our hands.
I thus start the bidding at -$100,000. (i.e. you pay me $100,000 I take the cat.)
It is quite unfortunate that I’m actually considering that offer.
A thought… Why not start a reality TV show? “Annabelle and Friends” a.k.a. “Oh my God, this cat is going to drive me insane?”
I want Jenn’s cat Toka and she won’t give him to me =(